Twinning with Jones

I have a love hate relationship with Bridget Jones. I hate that she constantly has an amazing playlist and though complains about being overweight, doesn't actually talk about eating or food. I've had almost a full bottle of prosecco. I've also been eating for 2 days- including cookies, pie, turkey, mac n cheese, potatoes. Lots of potatoes. They's big right now. I'm trying to purge my closets. It's kind of working. I now just have a pile of 'maybes' on the floor. I'm swiping on tinder pretty hard but that could also be because I had a one night stand a few nights ago. My neighbors may be mad at me blasting music at midnight on Christmas, or maybe not. I'm going to the bar, fuck it.