Twinning with Jones

I have a love hate relationship with Bridget Jones. I hate that she constantly has an amazing playlist and though complains about being overweight, doesn't actually talk about eating or food. I've had almost a full bottle of prosecco. I've also been eating for 2 days- including cookies, pie, turkey, mac n cheese, potatoes. Lots of potatoes. They's big right now. I'm trying to purge my closets. It's kind of working. I now just have a pile of 'maybes' on the floor. I'm swiping on tinder pretty hard but that could also be because I had a one night stand a few nights ago. My neighbors may be mad at me blasting music at midnight on Christmas, or maybe not. I'm going to the bar, fuck it.

I'm Getting Way Too Good At This

So, I got laid off again yesterday. Third time is the charm as they say. Today marks funemployment day 1 part 3. I woke up hungover on the couch at about 5am and then moved to my bed. I had a phone interview at 930a and then cancelled my in person interview for this afternoon because well, I couldn't leave my bed. I ate toast, grits and eggs. I love making my own brunch food. Mostly cause that's the only thing I can make. (emoji thumbs up) My goal today is to get coffee before the sunsets and I have exactly 13 minutes to do that. So here I go.