Saturday 2:13a

Today I worked from home was fighting a cold had a migraine had fall allergies had more than 2 glasses of wine last night and felt like crap so called in sick to work. I started the day off right with finishing last season of New Girl, answering some e-mails and eating an English muffin with almond butter on it. Tried to lightly toast it but my toaster hates me, so it was lightly burnt instead. I then napped for a few hours. Ordered Chinese food and ate the Chinese food. Watched The Help, again. Threw out my Chinese food even though I didn't finish all of it in the hopes to avoid two meals of Chinese food. Went to the hair salon at 6pm and became a blonde. Went home. Went back to the hair salon because I forgot the conditioner my hair dresser Andy strongly recommend I buy when he realized I didn't own conditioner. I returned home and continued watching New Girl. I watched about a half hour of tagged emotional The Voice auditions on the toiler and cried. I removed scone mix from my cabinet with every intention of baking. But didn't. Removed the Chinese food from my trash and finished the scallion pancakes that were still in their tin foil bag. Considered texting friends asking if it was OK that I was eating post trash Chinese food but then decided not to. Sent friends pictures of my new blonde hair instead. Got one positive reply. Considered texting that guy I went out on a semi good date with a week ago. But then remembered that I don't know what his name is and his arms are too skinny. Packed a bag of dirty laundry to take to my brother's house tomorrow today.