Month 4

I'm in month 4 of fun-employment and things are starting to get blurry. I mean they haven't started, they are. I watch TV or youtube till 4 or 5am and then sleep half the day. How I still manage to leave the apartment shocks me. This week I had a 2 hour in person interview, 2 phone interviews and 1 video. Haven't heard a peep from any of them so I float on. Taco Tuesday turned into '6 margaritas, booking a 1 way ticket to Montreal and going home with the 25 year old bartender - Tuesday' So my Wednesday included me staying in bed and ordering pizza and fries but not before I cancelled my one way flight to Canada. If I wasn't still spinning at 5pm then maybe I still would've gone. Since then I've been a bit of a hermit. I went for a run on Thursday and met up with a friend. Yesterday I had a dermo appointment where they turned one spot into a giant dime sized bruise with a laser, so I now look like a Hindu. Mean, but true. And today I worked out at home for an hour and applied for jobs. I ate oatmeal and a leftover baked potato. That'd be a pretty great autobiography name 'leftover baked potato'. Then, while wearing a very large, pulled down hat, I picked up Indian food and red wine. And now I'm in hour 89397203 of watching Netflix. I'm supposed to go to Passover dinner tomorrow on Cape Cod but unless the purple giant dot doesn't go away then I'm not going. Sorry in advance mom.